We promise – these jokes on poop do not stink at all!ħ3. Talk about karate moves with this cute knock knock joke for kids. Your kids may not like green leafy veggies, but they’ll love this joke.ħ1. Punch: Turnip the volume, it’s my favorite song!Ħ9. Here’s a joke that introduces a vegetable that looks like a top. Your kids won’t love it, but this is one of the best knock knock jokes you can tell at the dinner table!Ħ7. Punch: Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.Ħ6. Punch: Kiwi go to the store? Vegetable Knock Knock JokesĮating vegetables is serious business. A funny joke about doors and doorbells for older kids. Let’s learn about a ‘berry’ funny way to use the names of fruits with kids.Ħ3. Here’s a sweet way to ask your kid a question! This one just has water, no ice cream or soda!Ħ2. Punch: Ice cream soda whole world will hear.Ħ1. Another dessert joke, with a bit of soda on the side. Kids go nuts about this knock-knock joke!Ħ0. Punch: Ice cream if you won’t let me eat!ĥ9.
When ice cream is the topic of conversation, this joke can be funny! Your kid is not a foodie? Well, try these on him and you’ll have yourself one.ĥ8. Punch: I herd you were home, so I came over! Here’s one that you can use to teach your kid about homophones. What do you do when someone’s knocking on the door?ĥ7. What is that bird with a long orange beak?ĥ6. From animals to insects, there is a knock-knock joke about everything!ĥ5. Teach your kid to pronounce the word Gorilla right with this!ĥ4. You can replace the cow with your kid’s favorite animal like a parrot, a dog or cat.ĥ3. Want to tell your kids why it is bad to interrupt? Try this one. You need to get the timing right with this joke to make it hilarious.ĥ2. Patience is a virtue, impatience can be funny! This knock-knock joke is plain and white as the snow.ĭid you know that animal names, and the sounds they make, can tickle your kids?ĥ1. When you are stepping out on a cold winter day, this is what you say.ĥ0. Now this is how you teach your kids to eat.Ĥ9. Tell this joke and your kid will know that you are watching.Ĥ8. Punch: Ken I come in? It is cold out here!Ĥ7. Another one about freezing winters – your kids can learn this one quickly. Punch: Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!Ĥ6. This one is for the cold, freezing winter!
Knock jokes movie#
This one is from the movie Frozen – kids just love it!Ĥ5.
Here are some funny lines from Frozen, one of the best Disney movies for kids.Ĥ4. How do wolves wish you a happy Halloween?Ĥ3. Punch: Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!Ĥ2. Ask for candy politely (or otherwise) with this cool knock-knock joke. This is a cute knock-knock joke your four-year-old can tell during Halloween.Ĥ1. Punch: Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?Ĥ0. A cool way to ask for candy when you go trick-or-treating Punch: Ben waiting for Halloween all year!ģ9. What do kids do all year? They wait for Halloween to eat candy! Here is a collection of knock-knock jokes for Halloween.ģ8. Here’s how you tell your kids not to open their gifts before Christmas morning.
Knock jokes how to#
Wondering how to greet young guests on Christmas – tell them this knock-knock joke.ģ5. Announce the beginning of the festive season with this one.ģ4. Your kid can set off a carol with this one!ģ3. How do you wish someone on Christmas? With this funny Christmas knock-knock joke!ģ2. Punch: A-door-able me wishing you a happy birthday! Christmas Knock-Knock Jokesģ1. You could make your little one tell this joke at a birthday party. Tell your kids this first thing on their birthday!ģ0. Your kids will love telling this joke at a birthday party!Ģ9. Punch: Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!Ģ8. Another way to wish a kid on his birthday. A ‘punny’ way to wish kids on their birthday!Ģ7. These funny bits are just what you will need to keep your kids laughing on the important days. A funny way to greet your grandkid, niece or nephew!Ī special occasion warrants a special dose of humor for the kids. Tell your kids you love them with this silly knock-knock joke.Ģ5. Punch: I don’t know, why don’t you tell me!Ģ4. Ask who your kid loves with this funny joke.
This one is not in the standard knock-knock joke format, but it is cute.Ģ3. A cute way to teach your kid to say ‘I love you’.Ģ2. Punch: Al (I’ll) give you a kiss because I love you!Ģ1.
Give your kid a peck on the check with this cute knock-knock joke!